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Kid-Friendly Jokes of the Day for Elementary Students

Updated: May 2

We’ve rounded up some of our favorite elementary-friendly jokes that are not only funny but also easy to remember and share. These jokes are simple, clean, and easy for young students to understand and share. Get ready to add a touch of humor to your day—let's dive into some fun jokes that are sure to make learning more enjoyable for everyone involved!

Jokes of the Day for Elementary Classrooms

Q: Why did the cell phone get glasses?

A: Because she lost all her contacts.

Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?

A: Knead for Speed.

Q: Why is Santa good at karate?

A: He has a black belt.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s stick together.

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?

A: So he could use his drumsticks.

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

A: Figure skating.

Q: Where do roses sleep at night?

A: In their flowerbed

Q: What should you wear to a tea party?

A: A t-shirt

Q: Where does a sink go dancing?

A: The Dish-co

Q: What’s a princess’s favorite time?

A: Knight time.

Q: What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?

A: A bun.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

Q: Why did the math book look sad?

A: Because it had too many problems.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A: A dino-snore!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will let it go!

Q: What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?

A: Hip hop.

Q: What do bunnies like to do at the mall?

A: Shop ‘til they hop.

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear!

Q: How does the ocean say hello?

A: It waves!

Q: What is corn’s favorite music?

A: Pop.

Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?

A: It’s a weak day.

Q: Why was the politician out of breath?

A: He was running for office.

Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?

A: He was a cheetah.

Q: What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce,

or catch?

A: An eyeball.

Q: What time of year do people get injured the most?

A: In the fall.

Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?

A: Because he knew he would pass.

Q: Why did the musician throw away her table?

A: Because it was flat.

Q: Why didn’t the farmer's son study medicine?

A: Because he wanted to go into a different field?

Q: What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert?

A: Pi

Q: Why was the princess in the emergency room?

A: Because she broke her crown.

Q: Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?

A: He Neverlands!

Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

A: Because every play has a cast.

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

A: Because they make everything up.

Q: How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

A: Put a lox on it.

Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?

A: Between you and me, something smells

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta!

Q: What do you call a pony with a cough?

A: A little horse.

Q: What did one hat say to the other?

A: You wait here. I’ll go on a head.

Q: What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

A: This tastes a little funny.

Q: Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

A: His car got toad away.

We hope this collection of "Jokes of the Day for Elementary Students" brings plenty of smiles and laughter to your classroom. Using humor is a fantastic way to lighten the mood and make learning more enjoyable. Remember, incorporating jokes into your daily routine can help improve students' engagement and overall enjoyment of school. Until next time, keep laughing and learning!

Kid-Friendly Jokes of the day for elementary


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