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22 Funny Jokes for First Grade

Updated: 7 days ago

Ready for some giggles? Here's a collection of super simple and silly jokes perfectly suited for 1st graders! These fun puns and playful questions are easy to understand and are sure to bring a smile to young children. So, gather around and get ready to deliver some chuckle-worthy punchlines that will make your favorite first graders laugh out loud!

22 Simple, Funny Jokes for First Grade

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes?

  • A: They'd crack each other up!

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

  • A: Because it wasn't peeling well!

Q: What do you call a dog that can do magic?

  • A: A labracadabrador!

Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

  • A: With a pumpkin patch!

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

  • A: A bulldozer!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse?

  • A: Because it felt crummy!

Q: How do bees get to school?

  • A: By school buzz!

Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

  • A: A carrot!

Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?

  • A: Because it was two-tired!

Q: What has keys but can't open locks?

  • A: A piano!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

  • A: A dino-snore!

Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

  • A: Because he was out-standing in his field!

Q: What do you call a fish without eyes?

  • A: Fsh!

Q: Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?

  • A: Because the corn has ears!

Q: What is a cat’s favorite color?

  • A: Purr-ple!

Q: How do you talk to a giant?

  • A: Use big words!

Q: What has four wheels and flies?

  • A: A garbage truck!

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

  • A: Because he was always spotted!

Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

  • A: A tuba toothpaste!

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

  • A: It had a virus!

Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?

  • A: A bald eagle!

Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?

  • A: A palm tree!

Keep these funny first grade jokes handy for a quick smile, and don't hesitate to encourage your 1st graders to come up with their own funny questions and answers—it's a wonderful way to spark creativity and joy in everyday moments. Thanks for sharing in the laughter!


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