Math Jokes for Elementary Students: 4th Grade & 5th Grade

Math doesn't have to be all numbers and no fun! These math jokes for elementary students are perfect for lightening up your classroom, getting kids engaged, or just sharing a good giggle during math time. We've focused on 4th and 5th grade, where students are tackling bigger math concepts — but can still appreciate a good pun!

Math Jokes for 4th Grade

1. What did one math book say to the other?

   1. “Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.”

2. Why do plants hate math?

   1. Because it gives them square roots.

3. What do you call an angle that’s gone to school?

   1. A graduated angle.

4. How do you make seven an even number?

   1. Take out the “s.”

5. Why was the math test so unhappy?

   1. Because it had too many variables!

6. What did the triangle say to the circle?

   1. You’re pointless.

7. Why are parallel lines so tragic?

   1. Because they’ll never meet.

8. Why was the student upset about long division?

   1. Because it was dragging on!

9. What’s a calculator’s favorite song?

   1. "You can count on me."

   
   

Math Jokes for 5th Grade

1. Why did the fraction break up with the decimal?

   1. Because it couldn’t relate!

2. Why did the student wear glasses in math class?

   1. To improve division!

3. Why did the number go to therapy?

   1. It had too many unresolved issues.

4. What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?

   1. Geometry.

5. Why don’t mathematicians argue with angles?

   1. Because they’re always right — or they’re obtuse.

6. What do you get when you cross math class with a bakery?

   1. Pie charts!

7. Why was the math book always calm?

   1. Because it knew how to solve its problems.

8. Why didn’t the circle go to school?

   1. Because it felt pointless.

9. What did the student say after solving a really tough problem?

   1. “That’s how I roll — like a protractor!”

10. Why was the math classroom so cold?

    1. Because it had too many degrees!

       
       

These math jokes for 4th and 5th graders are a fun way to bring laughter into learning. Try adding one to your morning routine, or challenge your students to invent their own math-themed jokes!