26 Corny Jokes for Kids
- spencer655
- Jun 6
- 2 min read
Looking for some clean, silly humor that’ll get your students giggling during snack time or circle time? We’ve rounded up some corny dad jokes just for kids. These jokes are perfect for the classroom, camp, or a rainy-day activity.
Let the eye-rolls begin!
26 Corny Dad Jokes Collection
Why don’t pencils ever get lost?
Because they always draw attention!
What’s a sheep’s favorite instrument?
The baa-njo.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was tired of being kicked around!
What do clouds wear under their raincoats?
Thunderwear!
What’s a cat’s favorite school subject?
Hiss-tory.
What do you call a dog who tells jokes?
A pun-oodle.
Why did the crayon go to art school?
Because it wanted to draw a better future.
What kind of key opens a banana?
A mon-key!
Why did the pencil cross the road?
To draw the other side!
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A moo-sician!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You’d think it’s “R,” but it be the “C”!
What do you call a fish who practices medicine?
A sturgeon!
What did one wall say to the other?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets?
They might crack up.
How do bees get to school?
By buzz!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why do ducks always get good grades?
They’re great at quack-ulations.
What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
Microchips.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why was the broom late to class?
It swept in.
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
What’s a frog’s favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why did the paper towel go to school?
To get a little more absorbent.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
